Fantastic review of Eddie Izzard's Great Expectations in the Telegraph telegraph.co.uk/books/what-to-…

This is an extremely fucking smug and self-satisfied thread. I hope you enjoy it. I hope you find it as much fun as I had this afternoon.

This is how it went down.

I’m on holiday, with Andrew and Julie and the kids, plus Andrew’s parents. They’re all here for the week, sadly…

Very proud of Mrs Low (or Eliza Thompson, as she seems to be known in her professional life)

Valentine Low, ArlenePrinsloo Courtney Lawrence book reviews royalbooknews.blogspot.com/2023/05/so-man…

My one-year-old son just looked up from Twitter and said, 'Mummy, why have you made these very real children sad with your heinous yet unevidenced bigotry?' Then he ran upstairs and burned all his Potter books. I was so damn ashamed I almost forgot the kid was imaginary.

In a break from stories about the Coronation, Prince William et al, look who’s riding in the #MagnoliaCup at ⁦Goodwood Racecourse⁩ this year?

👏 👏 ⁦Roya Nikkhah⁩

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My interview with photographer Hugo Burnand, who took the official coronation portraits of the King and Queen. thetimes.co.uk/article/king-c…

Sir Mark Rowley writes that crowds 'applauded and cheered' as officers made 17 arrests in the Mall for coronation. Is that really a relevant barometer for policing? standard.co.uk/comment/metrop…

Princess Kate? What has happened to the Daily Telegraph?

Here's a question. Imagine that Harry had stepped down as a working royal, but it had all been done amicably, and that relations with his father and brother had remained cordial. Where would he have been sat in the abbey? Not third row back, I suspect.

The scoop that #PrincessCatherine was going to wear a flower headpiece I was livid, apparently, my idea of flower headpiece is different from the royal headpiece that The Prince and Princess of Wales The Royal Family is talking about, MY BAD!! Hahahaah!! #Coronation Valentine Low you won!

Lady Marie of Denmark 👸🏼👠👗💃 Valentine Low Remoulade Sauce Messie Condo He definitely got the right source.
It was impeccable.
He said floral, it was floral.

Lady Marie of Denmark 👸🏼👠👗💃 Valentine Low Remoulade Sauce Messie Condo Valentine Low Has been correct about a number of things.

He Valentine Low was right! We thought of a hippie flower piece but the Princess of Wales came as the Royal Goddess she is! #Coronation

Valentine Low I’ll never doubt you again 😉

According2Taz To be fair Valentine Low got this spot on.
#Coronation

Gotta give Valentine Low his flowers (pun intended).

Excellent source sir. #Coronation