In some ways, it's a blessing that Barrie Humphries isn't around to see what has become of Dermot O'Leary over the last fee days.

I’m stuck on a National Express coach with no wifi, no power sockets and the driver playing LBC for five hours. It cost more than £40. GIVE THE TRAIN DRIVERS A RAISE NOW. This is the worst experience of my life.

Nadine Dorries breaks silence over Boris Johnson departure #BorisJohnson #NadineDorries

Jeremy Corbyn has integrity. He is trustworthy. He keeps his promises. He always strives for unity. He never purged. He was not authoritarian. He didn’t cow to The S*n. He was inclusive of minorities. He spoke human. He is loved. It makes perfect sense that Starmer despises him.

I'm beginning to think she doesn't actually want my help with the wedding planning.

New Coutts advert just dropped

Why has there never been a James Bond spin off film about 003 and how he ended up buried in the snow in Siberia?

We are shocked and saddened to hear of the passing of former Leyton Orient player, Chris Bart-Williams. Our thoughts are with all of those who knew Chris at this incredibly difficult time. #LOFC

“Let’s replace all of our employees with A.I.”

Albanian Prime Minister, Edi Rama, has a sense of humor which is exactly my taste. Absolutely great. #Albania #Russia

Most Schools Unaffected!

📞"It's not Rishi Sunak's fault! How was he supposed to know that schools would crumble now, and not in a year's time when Labour will be in charge!? 😡" Colin from Portsmouth is sick of woke, lefty schoolchildren bringing down an elected government.

"I once ended up in intensive care and told everyone I had covid, when I'd actually given myself 2nd degree burns in my nostrils with a hairdryer."

How ‘bout a Thanksgiving giveaway? 👀 RT for the chance to win a Justin Fields signed helmet

Me grinning at my landlord to pay my next rent 😁

Prince William issues statement regarding his wife, Kate Middleton #RoyalAnnouncement

No Wilfried Nancy tonight for #Crew96 due to illness. Charlotte boss Dean Smith will lock horns with his former Leyton Orient teammate Kwame Ampadu and Nancy’s other staff on the sidelines Watch the MLS Cup champions live from 7.30 ET on #MLSSeasonPass

Fesshole You can’t divorce him for a fusilli mistakes!

How 'bout a giveaway while we wait? RT if you want one 👇

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