When you totally didn't instruct the Ministry of Truth to scrub the Trump assassination attempt from the record

Yes.

About to conduct a psychological warfare operation to attempt to pivot my nephews obsession with dinosaur toy videos to Heisei era kaiju films Wish me luck 🫡

Operation successful, Gamera (1994) has been nephew approved Next phase will be flooding the channel with Gamera and Godzilla dvds

This track is a banger

Shut it down Eliminate all agencies Fire all bureaucrats

Yup

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Popular music is stuck with the same 6 sound effects repeated in audio production for the last twenty years. Every time I hear them at this point I’m filled with inchoate rage

For all the morons out there Price ceilings == government mandated shortages

Haha very accurate! Grok could give you news that’s actually useful & doesn’t just make you feel sad.

What triggers the sudden discovery of “greed”?

Testing 🔫

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where did people get this idea that every new human tool should have a little cop inside it

homeboy would have inventory updated before the react-native mobile app on your ipad even got to the loading screen

You want to protect the earth from humans I want to protect humans from the earth We are not the same