I never knew that Tom Baker wrote the best ad campaign of all time! “Clever Prime!”

FLEABAG (2016)

This is beautiful, kind writing that made me tear up multiple times. Open hearted and brilliant

This sure would be embarrassing if they recently announced plans to spend almost a quarter-billion dollars on three people.

Surprise present from my friend Ned - a wonderful print of Terror of the Zygons! This’ll remind me not to underestimate the power of organic crystallography art by Iain Clark #DoctorWho

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - you crossed the void - beyond the mind - the empty space - that circles time

Joe Eyre, attorney at law - ON TELLY!

The Barnes Experience takes to the airwaves! This could save the BBC!

Pleased to have helped get this ingenious little thriller #SparkOfDarkness onto BBC Radio 4 - from the genius of David K. Barnes and Andy Goddard bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00… For lovers of #WoodenOvercoats a rare treat!

Today - 2.15pm I'm on after The Archers (!!!)

I've had really lovely feedback for Part One - thank you! Can we wrap the story up in an exciting and satisfying manner? Tune in to Radio 4 today at 2.15pm to find out! (And then listen to it all over again on BBC Sounds to make sure)

Both episodes of my excellent friend David K. Barnes's new Radio 4 drama have now gone out - you should catch them on BBC Sounds: bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

Murder For Dummies is going to be utterly tremendous - a true crime comedy series about ventriloquism (the very worst crime of all) Coming soon to an internet near you!