Writers who write pirates as the good guys love to tone down the brutality of the pirates. this is not really necessary given that you can simply put the pirates next to a realistic portrayal of the British Empire to make the brutality look justified

Just looked up my favourite ever Onion article and discovered it was published 20 years ago today. Still think of it every time I see a terrible political cartoon, which is roughly every time I see a political cartoon. Including today, hence me looking it up in the first place.

Pleasantly surprised we’re all in agreement that we’re not interested in any Oceans without Soderbergh. Of course, every single one that hasn’t been made by him has been abysmal dogshit, so that’s probably good for ship discipline.

anyone derisively using “omnicause” is a Grade A Moron

rt 🔒

Oh my god, he’s going full OmniCorp

there should be a new baseball award that's the parallel opposite of a world series trophy and it has a sinister and dark vibe. it gets awarded to everyone who watched more than... let's say 30 white sox games this season

Watching women's tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn't put needless obstacles in the way of women.

the #1 most annoying thing about twitter is being subjected to the weirdest arguments in this specific sort of bizarre, rude, shrilly argumentative tone people only adopt online… please just talk normally

are quebecois people nice like canadians or mean like the french

every JD Vance community note is like "JD did not say school shooters are a part of life. he said school shooters are a fact of life and we need to get used to it by putting more guns in schools"

"More fooball! Oh sh*t! F*cking bullsh*t... unf*ckingbelievable... Baseball, that's what I want to watch." - Juan Uribe