Modernity has exacerbated people’s collective anxiety because its increased the ways in which we are able to exercise control, such that when we are robbed of it, it feels overwhelmingly fatal.

Imagine the level of brainworms this takes. Bruh got boosted 3 PLUS ONE times and needs everyone to know so badly he scribbled it on his STICKER.

Movies are less sexual because we no longer elevate sex as an art; our culture doesn’t understand eroticism

You don’t have to like everybody. But diplomacy gets you further ahead than getting entangled in petty allegiances or battles of egotism. It means you understand how to regulate your emotions for the sake of larger strategic aims.

Every single campus Palestine supporter is probably around 24 but mysteriously looks 45

The disproportionate number of campus Palestinian supporters wearing masks is unequivocal testament to the fact that we are living in two increasingly parallel realities with an entirely different set of axioms. Masks stopped being about public health a long time ago.

Average competency levels measured against most people’s self esteem

If you treat life as a zero sum game it will be difficult to get further ahead as others will not be inclined to share their abundance or good fortune with you.

The gender discourse isn’t frivolous at all when you think of declining fertility & marriage rates, and now notably with Zoomers, deferred loss of virginity. People are desperate and clueless, and we’ve been robbed of the tools required to connect.

I choose the White Man 🙋‍♀️

Most arguments with your significant other just end up being extended sexual role play

Ever since the plastic bag ban, the Asian guy at the convenience store flirts with me by offering to give me free plastic bags

The first night I met my now boyfriend he had me doubled over in laughter the whole evening. It was a portent for the joy that our union would bring.

Making a woman laugh is erotic. Not only does it tickle her pleasure receptors, but it elicits a loss of control - it makes her vulnerable. It's disarming. Laughter, applied artfully, is the best form of flirtation.

Much like a negative “cheerleader effect”, women in female cliques all regress into “dumb whores” as a collective - even if the individual members are all completely pleasant and upstanding individuals. Female collectives depress women’s character and cognitive ability.

A woman should only have two friends: her significant other, and one other female friend who’s also mostly preoccupied with her relationship.

Ever notice how all the women who are categorically labeled as “Pick Me”s all seem to get on fine with each other, implicating that the ones leveling the accusation are the ones who tend to be resentful, antisocial and socially unintegrated. Curious phenomenon.