If people felt Bukayo Saka was off form, but then he returned to form and scored a really dramatic goal, would that justify the headline Saka Back And Crack! ?

I’m not saying it’s been a while since my husband watched football, but his half-time observation was “Gazza’s having a quiet game”.

My kind of firing squad

Well I think I’ve made clear what needs to happen next.

A look back to our @Glastonbury appearance last month and our hotel room rehearsal of Happy Hour with Norman Fatboy Slim

I hope you enjoyed the joy of a Monday night without Only Connect. I’m afraid that opportunity won’t be coming your way again for MONTHS. From next Monday, fun’s over.

I do love this new fashion for actresses to wear clothes themed around their latest releases and change 8 times a day. How hardworking! Inspired, this coming Monday I shall wear several different pairs of spectacles. Only Connect returns, Monday at 8pm on BBC Two.

I tell you what, ⁦Liz Jones Goddess⁩ - you and I will never fight over a man.

It really freaks me out the way that these days, because our broadband is down, the phone doesn’t work. Also the television doesn’t work. BLESSING IN DISGUISE? Only Connect, 8pm BBC Two.

DID SHE JUST SAY “TV’s TOUGHEST QUIZ” ? I BEG your pardon?

Watching Only Connect. Final round with the missing letters: 'Things couples share'. I shout out 'romantic meal'. Husband shouts out 'remote control'. Victoria Coren Mitchell #OnlyConnect

Just went on a birthday trip to see Hello Dolly at the London Palladium. What a brilliant, dazzling, memorable show. I wish I could go again tomorrow. My only quibble: why aren’t they selling Matchmakers in the bar?

Watching an old episode of Poirot from 1991. This moment seems a bit on-the-nose.

It's on again. Only Connect, 8pm BBC Two

Bank Holiday Monday and not a cloud in the sky! Well, except one. #OnlyConnect, 8pm BBC Two

Do you think when a woman was having an affair with the biggest ever French pop star, and she knew she was going to see him just after the weekend, she ever made a note in her diary to “bonk Hallyday, Monday” ?

Six delightful new victims sorry contestants line up tonight - the Harmonics and the Cat Cows are a very jolly bunch as they approach the horrors of #OnlyConnect at 8pm BBC Two

The perfect man doesn't exi.......#OnlyConnect