I swear to God that if you flops give the Moonman tonight to any other performance than this one, there will be riots. MTV

The resurgence of my girls Xtina and Lorde…my MOMENT is here.

Yes, Cornbread prepared in the south of the USA is one of the most delicious foods. Better than baguette. As French adjacent this particularly hurts me to admit, but it’s A FACT.

Christian Ochoa, the man that you are.

The Gift of Ketanji Brown Jackson elle.com/culture/books/…

Knee stans in the quotes saying “Dirrty”, a song about owning your body and sexuality copied “Slave For You”, a song about being owned by a man. I have to laugh .

PEOPLE DIED.

She looked like she had just taking antibiotics for Gonorrhea, and somehow still managed to get a multi-platinum hit and a Grammy nomination. A LEGEND for a reason.

La Taxkira de hoy no podría ser amiga de la chica de cabello negro de “¿dónde están los evasores?”

I think a lot of you need to stop pretending you need “safe spaces” from women. What about them seeing you get fucked by random men makes you uncomfortable?

I…

The way my mama is going viral weekly for the last 4 weeks. There was never a better time to release a single to at least chart at 84 in the Hot 100.

Fat, nasty and broke, career in shambles. She came on this bitch, MAD AS HELL.

The disdain she has for her debut always crack me up. She basically says the thing she likes about it is how well it sold, no talk about the process of creation of it, she could have said shared some stories about the recording. 😭😭 the way she says “the cover was…simple.”

Wasn’t this bitch Travis selling “bundles” that didn’t even include an album but just merch, so he could hit # 1, which sent Onika on a 3 weeks coke spiral?

Bitch I just opened Twitter while on the train just to see unsolicited gay porn on the TL, the woman with a HIJAB next to me screamed. 😭😭😭

I’m sad about Voltaire ending because mama is so unreliable I literally said NO to tickets to come see her because the chances of her cancelling because of some Mario Kart video game event, were high.