an aging starlet sharing a photo from her youth

Oh I remember this guy, he got his wish and made a fully libertarian town and it went so badly they had to flee because it was overrun by bears. No one was collecting the trash. Incredible stuff.

My parents told me they started watching “the English teacher” because they saw a billboard for it, but they were confused because the guy on the billboard never showed up. Reader, this is what they were watching:

Fiona is a river (common) hippopotamus. Moo Deng is a pygmy hippopotamus. Two different animals. One is much smaller, less social and spends more time on land. I will forgive you for using FOUR question marks, but I do think it was wasteful and i hope u recycle them.

this is a really ominous workplace omen. someone is gonna microwave fish or something.

This is true

“oh no h4rry! The transborg is draining my gender fluids”

RFK strategically dropping his cheating story to distract us from the North Carolina gubernatorial candidate who was secretly gooning to racist pornography wow what a time to be alive

UPDATE: Miss Sassy has been arrested for fraud

i call this “a lost tiddy on a friday morning”

his role as a 70 year old

OK, enough fun everybody back to work