🎶And you can’t fight the hunger that’s coming Or the moment of truth with your fries When everything taste like a restaurant Yeah you grill just to know you’re alive🎶

*my viral moment* “What’s one move when washing your truck that gets it clean every time?” Me: You gotta give it that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang.

Silence is both friend & enemy..

I would sit in silence with you, for every and no reason

Well that settles it. The Earth is flat.

You’re not even operating on the same timeline, of course they can’t see you.

I’m lost inside my dreams….don’t try to find me.

A lazy morning people watching, enjoying the refreshing breeze, and keeping an eye on the clouds as they sail by.

If you think of me please always think of me smiling.

The one thing I’ve learned from porn is stepmoms are very understanding when they aren’t wearing clothes.

Just over here being the food for your thoughts

I'm still calling it Twitter there I've said it!

Power and tenacity is what it’s all about anyway

I come here when I don't want to think. I see you do the same.

Woke up wanting nothing but you, over and over again…

when will I get to feel like home again?

Michio Kaku built a particle accelerator in his garage when he was 17. At 56, I've become pretty good at sniffing out staged reels on Instagram.

Sometimes you can just sit with someone and do absolutely nothing and it still feels like everything

when bro plays lighthouse in the bath