Where the fuck are my sprinkles?!

Well I’m definitely not thriving 😬

People only see the decisions you make, not the choices you had. So be kind to yourself 💜

You say that I'm paranoid but I'm pretty sure the world is out to get me. It's not like I make the choice to let my mind stay so fucking messy. I know I'm not the center of the universe. But you keep spinning 'round me just the same.

An actual conversation I had today at cvs. P: We don’t have your correct dose but can we just do 15mg this month? Me: I need a 20mg but I suppose you could just float me a few oxy for the rest of my missing addy. P: Stares blankly. Me: See how dumb that sounds? P: Noted.

no man i can’t hang out i’m dealing with an ancient curse

baby wake up, i need you to do that thing where you make me smile all day without actually doing anything

Okay, I’m up. I’m your problem now.

If the world was ending I'd wanna be next to you. If the party was over and our time on Earth was through. I'd wanna hold you just for a while and die with a smile 💜

Today is not a good day to go to jail but if you know your kid is a bully and you do nothing about it and say nasty things about said child too, then I hope you can fight as well because I’m about to rock your ass with my duck bag.

✨She's wearing an old dress. Walking it out. Waiting for someone to turn her around. But she won't believe you when you fall down on your knees ✨

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I don’t come from an “I love you” or affectionate family.. so, that’s hard for me, so I learned to show people I love them.

Self-care is crying while you masturbate

Hot girl dinner.