Jeebus, Britain, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Current mood: Zin and Only Murders.

So another good reason to hire Brian Stelter back to a position he wasn’t any good at the first time around is if you’re desperate and failing. Hey, that’s TWO good reasons.

Current mood: Au poivre and tots. Because sometimes you want to adult without being too grown up about it.

GM. Just back from Starbucks.

Is blazing a trail already well-trod by Candace Owens really where Tucker Carlson wants to go? pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/20…

The worst part? Rocksteady isn’t even laying off the right people. pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/20…

BREAKING: Low-follower anonymous troll gets four-inch wood over a corpse.

Shocking literally no one who has read a history book covering most any part of the 20th Century.

"Dog Bites Man" somehow worthy of a BREAKING NEWS screamer.

Current mood.

Hey y'all, join me and my PJ Media fellow all-stars Paula Bolyard Stephen Green Kevin Downey, Jr. or The Sequel Scott Pinsker and (probably) more on the LIVE BLOG! pjmedia.com/liveblog/2024/…

For what it's worth, I didn't even like Liz 1.0.

China is going to beat NASA back to the moon, aren't they? pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/20…

As someone who makes his living as a writer, please allow me to say to OpenAI, “Kindly fuck right the fuck off.” pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/20…

And I'm not even psychic. pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/20…

Am I old enough to be crotchety or am I still just an asshole?

Me: [Walks downstairs, starts to offer to open a bottle of wine] Her: I opened wine ten minutes ago. Poured you a glass. I almost finished mine. Me: Damn, you must have had a day. Need a hug? Her: I have wine.

We're about four campaign appearances away from Joe Biden telling the story about how he lost his son Hunter to the electric chair for tax evasion.