Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough.

One of the best things in life is seeing a smile on a persons face and knowing that you put it there.

depression is the realization that you are not the protagonist of your own story, but a bystander in someone else's

Good Morning Monday... #Monday #madmonday #ManiacalMonday

Free space... fill it! It's yours.

It's almost over... Monday that is!

Emotional Rescue... please! #wtf

Remedy of the day, for the day, by the...

Really? That's Way TMI!

Say no more. Make more friends #friday #freeballfriday gph.is/2aqggUt

You'd think it was Frantic Friday, but it's not #Frantic, #FridayFeeling

Heard of a peanut yottabyte? No? Neither have we! F the peanut, just don't ever say 'yottabyte me' to a stranger. Please!

How glad are you that today wasn't called Stand Ur Day? That would make it Yes turd ay! Who needs that shit... Right? #weekend #Days

Been there, haven't done that... yet! #mondaySmile #MondayMorning media.giphy.com/media/UMtOQZId…

On your mark. Get set. Remix x.com/twtercide/stat…

I asked God, she screamed, "Don't f**k with me you little...!" Who knew? x.com/bourgeoisalien…

Could it be a toke n? x.com/vvangone/statu…

Made a delicious breakfast. Staving off all that grace does work up quite an appetite. God thanks you... me too! x.com/iameverydayppl…

One more day...

It's Therapeutic Thursday! Let the healin' begin! waer.me/collections/th…