Got to see alum Cooper Raiff 's film Cha Cha Real Smooth with a large group of folks from GreenhillSchool last night. Hannah and I agree: best film we've seen in quite a while. You should 100% get Apple TV+ to watch this one!

Seems like if I flat out lied in my hiring interview, my ass would be (quite rightly) fired.

Being incredibly sad but also v. grateful that the latest mass shooting wasn’t at the Highland Park parade my parents and sister’s family were all at seems to just encapsulate my feelings about the fourth this year. Let’s make things better next year.

During discussion of a poem I often use at the beginning of the school year, I ask the question: “what’s the perfect level of fame?” A 9th grader this year immediately answered “Danny Devito” and thank goodness someone finally got the correct answer.

My sister @AmandaKalescky and brother in law @robertkalescky are going out on the town after 9:00 pm and I don’t know when I’ve ever been prouder of them. Y’all please be quiet when you get back to the house.

My son’s toxic trait is that he insists EVERY article of clothing be washed after a SINGLE wearing like some kind of tiny Russian Tsar.

Swifties, Spice Girls, and Slash were just a few of the incredible ensembles we saw on Favorite Musical Artist Day! Rock on, Greenhill!

In addition to the awesome, student-created decorations this week for HoCo, we lucky folks at GreenhillSchool get to delight at these awesome, parent-created works of art (in all divisions!) celebrating #diwali.

Made the trip w/ Bill to Goldee’s BBQ today. The quality totally justified their position as Texas Monthly’s #1 spot for Texas BBQ. Won’t forget this meal!

I annually work the BMW Dallas Marathon, setting up relay stations and signs. EARLY morning set up, but the PM takedown means I’m usually working next to the slower paced runners around mile 19-21. They are always so determined and inspiring!

Doing my best Joel /hō•ÉL/ Garza is cofounder of #THEBOOKCHAT 📓 impression. Ahem… Leaves, man.

Is this what "owning the libs" feels like?

Anyone in Dallas have a good appliance repair company they'd recommend? Our oven quit us, and I refuse to go long without my wife's delicious baked goods...

Decisions, decisions…my beloved wife cleaned up in the candy department w/ her students this year, and I am the luckiest man alive (in multiple ways…).

Wow, if Amazon customer support is texting me at 4:30 am about my account being suspended, it must be REALLY serious…!

Best place in dallas to watch?

Welcome to the first-ever #NonSequiturTournament! The are no seeds or rankings or names for regions that make any logical sense because it's all about non sequiturs! And it's all about fun!

This is the best…

Read my full statement regarding the tragic mass shooting at the Allen Premium Outlets in Allen, Texas: