#OnThisDay in 455 A.D., the #Vandals sacked #Rome and spray-painted anarchy signs all over the place.

Race riots rock #LosAngeles, #AndyWarhol gets shot by #ValerieSolanas, and #Big hits theaters in the Dustbin of #History.

#USA sends Jewish refugees back to #Europe, drunken #Cleveland fans riot, and the #TiananmenMassacre takes place in the Dustbin of #History.

#WoodrowWilson announces #ArmyRegistrationDay, #TheGipper goes to heaven, and #TheHangover hits theaters in the Dustbin of #History!

#Seattle burns, the #NBA is founded, and the first #JohnnyRockets opens in the Dustbin of #History!

#SafeSex is legalized for married people, #TheFWord gets #Constitutional protection & #KeyboardCat hits #YouTube in the Dustbin of #History!

#France gets a new #religion, #NickUt takes #TheTerrorOfWar photograph & #RobertBallard discovers the #Titanic in the Dustbin of #History!

#DonaldDuck's first silver screen appearance, #Israel takes the #GolanHeights & #Mormons update their race policy in the Dustbin of #History

Logic is – once again – muddled as #Trump comments on the #ComeyHearings in today's #Misquotations!

#Salem hangs their first #witch, #Dominos opens their first franchise, and #SlenderMan become a #meme in the Dustbin of #History!

He's thwarting costumed villains in Heaven now ... #RIP #AdamWest

#OnThisDay in 1692, #BridgetBishop became the first "witch" hanged in #SalemMA. The Salem Chamber of Commerce has benefited ever since.

#Stalin purges his #RedArmy Generals, #ThichQuangDuc self-immolates in #Saigon and #ET hits theaters in the Dustbin of #History.

#OnThisDay in 1963, Buddhist monk #ThichQuangDuc self-immolated in protest of not being on a #RageAgainstTheMachine album cover.

#AnneFrank gets her #diary, #NelsonMandela gets a #LifeSentence, and #DeepThroat hits #porn theaters in the Dustbin of #History.

#OnThisDay in 1972, the American political lexicon was forever altered when #DeepThroat hit smut houses across the country.

#Peasants #revolt in #London, #GroverCleveland gets #cancer, and the #NewYorkTimes publishes the #PentagonPapers in the Dustbin of #History.

#HappyBirthday world-renowned private investigators #MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen!

#HappyBirthday #Marxist revolutionary and inadvertent #capitalist T-Shirt mogul #CheGuevara!

The #USArmy is founded, #Bourbon comes to #Kentucky, and #RedChina tests their first #HBomb in the Dustbin of #History.