the tenure track

“people appreciated it so much when you speak a few words in their language” people: just say it in english

realizing my research fellowship requires that i do research

this came to me in a dream

asked chatgpt to think outside the box and it exploded

if i’m texting fast i’m on my laptop

(horniest a guy has ever been) watcha readin

portuguese colleague: if you're coming from germany you'll probably wanna have dinner at like 8pm lol me: you know what let's have lunch instead

(workshops be like) - mine is a very rough first draft - i slapped mine together on the train over - i only recently learned how to read & write

if someone said "everyone knows she's a marxist" about me i'd feel so validated

telling my landlady i have concepts of the rent

this debate changes nothing. i still have to write my paper

that academia was a meritocracy

my OnlyFans would be me reducing a wordcount in my sweatpants

where i store my motivation

today or just..?

americans are sleeping, europeans struggle to wake up. now is the time of insomniacs

you shouldn't begin your reply to reviewers with “sup motherfuckers”. i know that now

there’s a new translation of marx’s capital: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! you’re expected to read it: well this fucking sucks. wtf