*opens the internet* FDA Warns: Don't cook chicken in NyQuil *closes the internet*

Does every other #mets fan feel some sort of wonderful pride to see Kevin Burkhardt be so awesome doing what he is so good at doing?! I feel like a proud mama! #WorldSeries

The new evil empire has arrived

Steve Cohen makes George Steinbrenner look like the Wilpons.

Today is so cool. Steve Cohen is the greatest.

It's here! It's here!

Crying Michigan AND Ohio State fans in the same night. 2023 gon be lit.

Happy New Year to all the Faithful. 43 days to Pitchers & Catchers. 🙌

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

#superbowlgrass

Eagles with the Reggie Bush push play BS over and over and over smh #SuperBowl

Jesus isn't going to have any budget left for Easter sweeps. #Superbowlad #SBads

Can’t not love Wilmer #MetsTwitter

Someone tell me why I can’t get a Vogebach shirt anywhere?! #mets #MetsTwitter

How can you not be happy for Wilmer hitting a HR even if it’s in the wrong jersey?! #metslove #Mets #MetsTwitter

I NEED A NIMMO T-SHIRT DANGIT!!! #mlbshop #mets

#LGM

This Colorado State team plays like the prison guards in The Longest Yard. Needless to say I’m not a fan!!!!

Four and a half hours later … #bedtime #ColoradoFootball

Lone Colon #bigsexy #nym #lfgm #Mets