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calendar_today27-03-2017 04:56:40

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Imagine being the oldest person alive and dumbasses are interviewing you what the secret is. One of these days someone better say, “you all just ever thought of not dying? Pretty simple shit. If you die that’s just a fucking skill issue.”

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I don’t think schizos are crazy. I think their third eye is either partially, or even fully, open. The medication they are given temporarily closes the third eye so they can see “reality”. The “cure” may very well be their poison.

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He should be remembered for basically holding people hostage at their own weddings and for being shitfaced, drunk piece of shit.