My mother steals plants from peoples yards and denies it

500 retweets and I will host a giveaway in the community discord server for slap battles for 45k slaps

#bacon this isn’t how you beat the level lol

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

If you think about it Santa would be a great hitman

Seeing my YouTube channel starting to pop off really makes me wanna take an aggressive shit in a very clean restroom.

Raisin bran is better than Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Autocorrect is just aim assist for typing

Kindness is arguably one of the most important things you should have as a human being

I wonder how many major announcements were ignored because they were released on april 1st

Who is corn

today is the only day you can retweet this

Pride month woooh

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our ep little demon boy comes out September 8th <3

One time when I was like 7 I got pissed at children who believed in the tooth fairy so when I lost a tooth I put it under my pillow specifically so there wouldn’t be money under it and I never told anyone lol