Lmao

Okay, I'm pretty sure this app still does suck, but I'm beginning to think some of the issues I had stemmed from being on a 7 year old phone, lol. Got a new one and twitter seems at least somewhat less buggy.

Got laid off, cause my department isn't profitable, which like fair, gotta take in money to pay wages... But they've ignored all our suggestions for how to be more profitable for years, so me and some coworkers might be starting a company and grabbing all our old clients, lol.

Complaining that Black Myth Wukong doesn't explain the lore enough is so funny to me. I dunno man, you've had 500 years to read the book. 🤷‍♀️ Like you don't need to dig through item descriptions or anything. You just have to read one of the most beloved stories ever written. Lol

Locking in

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

You aren't seeing enough dog shit local bands

genuinely bad vibes to me whenever anyone suggests i try octopus. i'm ok. i don't think i can live with that obvious burden on my soul

Gays that are really into Taylor Swift register as straight in my brain

It's so crazy that you can just be Deputy Prime Minister of Canada and be a Nazi without even being too subtle about it, and it somehow just doesn't matter. Like, I'm not expecting the liberals to be good people, but the lack effort at plausible deniabilty is kinda astounding.

Pretty cool that in a few hours the PS5 will finally have a game.

It's good 👍

Crazy how much of this is Trump saying "she abandoned her progressive positions" followed by Harris insisting she never had such positions. He's basically accusing her of being a candidate I'd almost like, and she's trying hard as she can to make sure no one believes that, lol.

Happy 9/11 everybody

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

Two arch nemesies died on the same date and at the same age

Weird to pretend 3,000 people dying is something America as a country gives a shit about. Like that's fake, right? It's demonstrated so many times that that isn't an amount of death that registers to the US, but on 9/11 3,000 deaths matter. All death should matter, but come on