Remember the 90s when printers were frustrating pieces of shit and the movie office space did an iconic joke about how much printers suck and the printer companies were like 'haha ya got us!' and then spent the next 20 years making frustrating garbage shit printers that dont work

what if, hang with me here, what if we stopped subsidizing health insurance CEO’s whose main job is to obstruct care, and instead funneled money to healthcare workers & infrastructure so that the entire population could get screened for hypertension before they have strokes

My rant: I’m a 52 year-old white guy who would, on paper, have no beef with what happened today or happened on January 6, or what has happened since the Supreme Court shut down ballot counting and put George W. Bush in power. All of it retains my power. But…

1970s ad man sweating profusely: "...and his name is HamBURGLAR" Room of McDonalds executives: silence McDonalds CEO: slowly stands up clapping. All start clapping and cheering

"standing by night and day" night/day doesn't exist in space

Driven largely in part to gun violence, 1 in 25 American 5 year-olds won't live to be 40. 1 in 25. Someone's playing with their kid right now, not knowing they're going to outlive them solely because politicians are too cowardly to fix our uniquely American gun problem.

To give the general public even better perspective on the level of greed being shown by the studios causing the #WGAStrike, take a look at this.

Perfect analysis, whole thread but especially the first sentence

We're about 3-4 years away from a studio trying to engineer another "pink and black" double feature like barbieheimber and both movies will underperform

This is going to change movies and there's something close to a zero chance hollywood will understand why barbie worked. Can't wait for Sofia Coppola's $150m budget America girl doll movie

I can’t imagine a way this could go disastrously wrong for them

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Ah yes how could I forget the day I joined the website simply known as “x”

Think about how many celebrities have to say no to you before you settle on a cobranding deal with Paris Hilton

Christian pastor here. Actually not only can you be all three, our scriptures call us to be all three. There is not asterisk on the call to love your neighbor.

Jerry Seinfeld: "I prefer poop to pee"