anything is possible if you don't suck at things

if you come out of the closet i'll unfollow

scaring people is my love language

put your microcelebritussy on the phone

nice house bro is it a brick one

if you're scared about everything going on in life it's a sign that you deserve it

stop bothering me dad i'm fucking my own tweets

discovers your sexuality

mom dad i think i should see other parents

your punishment is cruel but it's too usual

at mcdonald's ordering the cashier to hand over the money

babe what's wrong you've hardly hit me today

The town crier is reading the new Jody tweet aloud

hey dude this is an intervention we need you to come out of the closet

fuck girl i want to project so much onto you

it's kinda cute how you put so much effort into your awful tweets

my gambling addiction saved my marriage

high school teachers need to be paid less