Arguably one of the worst things I’ve ever read

Todays grocery list

I think my goal now is just to be a hot slut on the internet for as long as possible then hopefully pass away

Nudity isn’t inherently sexual. Nudity has always been, and will always be, a focal point in art and artistic expression. It is vulnerable, honest, and unbridled. If you view my body as a sexual object, that is your own perception, and says more about you than it does about me.

Post hole

12 leg parlay and prayers

I just sprayed sunscreen on and immediately had to poop after now I’m slipping and sliding on the toilet I’m gonna KILL MYSELFFFFFF

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

Going to Home Depot and finding a husband today

i love men & im obsessed with all the good fellas out there. i cherish and love you. you guys are rare but recognition is deserved

I think this is one of my favorite iOS features because I be losing this fucking thing all the time

I think it’s so funny when ppl message me like “please quit smoking 💔😭😢” I don’t actually smoke full time guys I just enjoy a drunk cig or 15 like everybody else does

It’s Wednesday that means I post butt cheeks right

We are so back