The day chat gpt can suck a dick is the day I worry AI is going to take -all- the jobs. See guys, there are always going to be dicks to suck. I'm not talking to my ladies.

I was accused recently of not looking to work with men. I really had to think about it. Do I hate men?? (No, I don't) Of course, I would prefer to work with the most qualified people, despite gender but fuck yeah an all female pentesting firm would rock.

Talk about anxiety day. My daughter went to a party last night & ended up in the ER. It wasnt serious but she was in another city & I didn't find out until this morning. She didn't have alcohol poisoning, shes just an inexperienced drinker, thank God. New life lesson unlocked.

Wow. I never thought I would have anything in common with Dee Snider, but apparently we're twinsies

Oh my God, it's hilarious anyone would assume I'm conservative. Read my timeline. I hate Trump, the Christian right and the bullshit that goes along with it. Canadians-please Google electoral college so you understand the US is not really a democracy. Thanks!

2014: A user of the message board 4chan posted leaked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, and other celebrities. Several years later 4 people were sentenced for crimes related to the hacking of Apple iCloud accounts of dozens of targeted individuals.

I'm absolutely LOVING my period during a thyroid med adjustment time. Oh my God, I just want to be sedated for the next few days. I'm so over this. It's 2024, why are women still feeling like shit at least 25 percent of the time, even more during perimenopause?? Fuck

I need to stay off Twitter whilst menstruating. Im being a dink and I'm not usually this bad.

Oh my God. What a brilliant way to get copies of personal documents, to eventually get "hacked" and sold. I only wish I had thought of it sooner. Oh right, I did, but wasn't a big enough cunt to implement it.

When you eat a gummy and every 30 minutes have to remind yourself that you ate a gummy and that's why you feel weird. You're not dying or going crazy. Got it!

I haven't argued on Twitter in so long I forget how weird people are. Like, flat out bizarre.

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Annual reminder that Edward Snowden is a traitor.

Amazon Wedding Allows to use a person's name to find their wedding date, their partner's name and a list of gifts they would like to receive. Surprisingly, this service is used by a huge number of people. amazon.com/wedding/search #osint

as someone who has always struggled with writing, there is one thing ChatGPT is genuinely useful for in the writing process: producing output that’s so bad you’re like “fuck that, I can do better than that”

Ween is one of the most brilliant bands of the 90s.

For real youtu.be/zmXdk1MG0BY?si…

Just ban the poodle shooting Barbie guns already. Make gun collectors register their weapons and have to get a collectors permit like they do in Canada. ARs are too cheap & too easy to shoot, appealing to any little shit that wants to play real life Call of Duty.

Ladies, when it's your time of the month, do you have sleep problems?? I'm so fucking tired I could vomit. I can't wait for this shit to be over. Perimenopause is a nightmare

Wow. This is pretty big of it's true. If Daddy Cheney is voting for Kamala that is saying a lot.