Don’t talk to me unless you’re tall enough to do this

50/50 SHOHEI OHTANI THE BEST PLAYER OF OUR GENERATION

😂😂 #LetsGoDodgers

SHOHEI OHTANI LADIES AND GENTS! GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Everyone: A DH can’t win the MVP Shohei:

Z E R O bc my body is a temple & only a select few get to touch me like that 🤷🏻‍♀️

idk man lmao. ig myself IF I decide to go. Last year kinda fucked me up 😭😂

Just tall enough to steal ur heart 😎

I wanna know how Shohei is so BIG??? Isn’t he 100% Japanese???? They aren’t generally so tall and built. Like, HOW ???

I wish amazon bought Sunday ticket/Redzone their UI is so much better imo

I didn’t know how much I missed watching Aaron Rodgers throw a football until today 🥹 ((fuck))

It’s between squirtle & bulbasaur 👉🏽👈🏽

People who don’t like onions have toddler taste buds n need to grow up.

heavy on the uninterested, light on the bitchy & it’s meeeee

a BLT would slaaaaap rn

I’m not a normal girl I didn’t grow up daydreaming about my wedding day & planning it with my bestie. So like, i don’t have one 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

I’m going to hell for laughing @ this esp since my great grandpa was a captain of one of the navy ships that were stationed in pearl harbor when it happened 😭😭😭

how do I send this to him without sending this to him ??? 😭😭😭😭