blastbeats probably feel good as hell for the snare

la mayonesa es la reverb de los sándwiches

Studio apartments should cost $3 max

we all got the friend who doesn't play about moo deng

suicide postponed i discovered €3 vegan mozzarella at dunnes

could anyone in galway locate a sewing machine for me to use for a few days i have a vision and hand sewing is too tedious

therapist said its either autism or borderline and I refuse to have borderline so someone get me a fidget spinner and a fucking train set

premarital at the combination pizza hut + taco bell >>

Moo Deng has eternal guest list to any of are shows Just show up my little hippo friend we will take care of you

asking “how does this make you feel white boy?” while i’m bouncing on it

the ocean was filled with ancient intelligent souls and we carved them up for their organs and we filled the seas with so much violence and noise that they can no longer hear each other's voices. this is a cosmic horror story and we are the incomprehensible terror from beyond.

in the ocean

i dont hauve a pee nis

brass monkey that fucking monkey

Painting. ©️Helene Appel

"you probably already have all of these ingredients at home" don't assume things about me. i have half a naggin of vodka, ramen, and gone off arugula.

the person who sees your vibrator as a threat and not a collaborator is not your soulmate

me when I’m a pirate and I see a dead bird on the ship