After PICARD, INDIANA JONES & THE DIAL OF DESTINY, and BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, I think we are finally ready to see Martin Short return for CLIFFORD'S 11TH BIRTHDAY

gotta charge both fan bases a cleaning fee for the airbnb in their heads

Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino immediately come to mind. I don’t care for James Gray’s films but some folks I know would call him up there with the best working filmmakers so I’m going to include him as well.

Even my cold, cynical as shit heart melts when players do something like this.

Cue the people who love to complain about contemporary films being shot too dark. It’ll be interesting to see what theaters project this properly or not and then we can look forward to the screenshots of people streaming it in a room with all of the lights on, seeing nothing.

As both a New Yorker and a teacher, I’ve never identified with a person more than this dude

BLACKHAT and THE EMPTY MAN.

I feel like there’s this insane hatred of LMM specifically and Twitter exchanges like this broadly. Yes, it’s cringey as hell, but I would love to go back to that version of Twitter. There were a lot fewer Nazis and the owner of the site wasn’t amplifying their messages.

Who called you slurs? Jarren Duran?

In retrospect, Will Sheff headlining with Titus Andronicus and Future Islands opening was the most insanely stacked bill I've ever seen. We all saw something real special...even the Titus teenager who moshed a beer out of my hand and later looked so confused during "A Stone"

He's objectively one of the worst Romanov tsars and that's an impressive bar to clear. The ONLY nice thing I'll say about him is that he had a pretty decent dick. I'm not even kidding.

this arc is the only funny thing in his entire career

HUGO and BRINGING OUT THE DEAD

There's a point in every school year where the stress reduces my musical taste down to my 8 year old jams. I can't think of too many things more humiliating than admitting to the person behind me I'm willingly listening to "Lightning Crashes" by Live.

Just happened to be relistening to the Alice in Wonderland ep of Blank Check Podcast and holy shit Emily St. James had Burton dead to rights on the giant woman/small man fetish.