Twitter users when Chad Wendig makes them pay for their books

like it or not this sort of thing sends a message. its why Godzilla attacks Tokyo and not Mumbai

me and my gang of 40 year old accountant friends who formed a modern greaser gang called the Rumblin Daddies are headed to Aurora to take on the ese Venezuelan gangs

Accidentally told the plug I loved him when we hung up the phone today

This is what it looks like when I continue to post despite the mean and disrespectful comments

Me: Good evening sharks, today I'm pitching my business Brutally Sex Trafficking Mr Wonderful Kevin O'Leary: What is this some kind of joke? clowns like you... Before he can finish the sentence me and Mark Cuban are already breaking him in and branding him with a hot coathanger

I think smartschoolboy9 is just a regular weird looking kid

building one of these for my massive wife with untreated diabetes as a joke after our insurance only covered a peg leg only to be crushed to death after she calls top bunk and it collapses under her weight

“He rubs me the wrong way” probably stated as a misunderstood tearful confiding in someone that they’re being molested

I’m not like any of you I was *tastefully* molested

Night at the African American history museum and the displays only come to life on the free admission days

I’m a proud 70s dad and I just beat the crap out of my son for stranger disrespect after he refused a ride from a drifter

54 year old DSA trucker who's suspiciously focused on bringing back hitchhiking as an alternative to car dependence

Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep

[guy who looks suspiciously like Brock Turner with a glue on mustache] “Have we considered canals and other waterways as a replacement for roads and sidewalks in urban areas?”

I made millions of dollars at the only child free chuck e cheese in Florida they exclusively caters to adult convicted sex offenders

With a big group of my fellow teenagers hiding and cowering under a desk as the shooter passes us and as we pray and hold our breath you hear “how to avoid paying a bitch child support” blare from Tik Tok on my phone

Nah this one’s hilarious