Jamal & Jermaine could never!

black people see you cook ONE thing that looks good & now you need to start selling plates 😭

EVERYONE STOP RESPONDING, THIS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS.

you can hear Aint No Mountain when you open this picture

imma eat it, AHhHhHhHhHhhhHHH!

😂😂😂

y’all got some cute babies, lemme borrow one.

watched the first two Creeds this weekend for the first time & the part where he in jail in the first one & he told Rocky “get ya hands off me old man! GET YA SICK ASS OUTTA HERE” had me in tears laughing 😭

nextdoor app ain’t nothin but a local shaderoom.

on some unintentional grief shit, I switched my decor style to black & boring when I moved into this new spot. now I’m lookin around like where tf is all the color.

you honestly late if you haven’t already.

yall know how sports announcers talk about the black football players? like “he’s a beast, a fine specimen, look at those thick strong thighs”… that’s how the nail ladies be talkin about my long ass legs when I go to the shop.

successfully walking through my mama house without bursting into tears >

little accomplishments! 😤💪🏾

middle part bust down me.

I be wantin a new job but then I have moments like now when I can get my car cleaned before I go do my nails while I’m still on the clock & I just shut up instead.

aight. I’m sittin my ass down for the rest of the year & stayin there.