not to take everyone back but, introducing...

If you're the smartest in the room, don't leave, this is your opportunity to level up the people around you.

this public holiday is officially too long because why did i just run into myself defending my honor in the comment section of a post on instagram? 😅

me: [sobbing] i am in excruciating pain

goon: you have learned nothing. you could have left out the word 'excruciating' and your meaning would have remain unchanged

just casually used the word 'sacrosanct' in a substack comment and three of paul graham's goons showed up at my house in patagonia vests, one broke my kneecap with a monkey wrench while the other two chanted 'mid, mid, mid'

i saw a tweet saying i live in a “bubble” lmao as if i’m not the daughter of conservative igbo catholics from a very well respected family in the east.

every single choice i make can literally be interpreted as a direct insult to my lineage. there’s no “bubble” only guts!

my communication style has a bias for dramatic but compressed enunciation, and i love it.

pandering to a growing haste in attributing vividly descriptive language to a reliance on large language models implies a regression to the mean.

i will not be doing that.

Companies don’t need cost cutting departments post-ZIRP, they just cut costs. You don’t need a separate bureaucracy to increase workforce & leadership diversity.

normalizing harping on llm tells in written communication was always a slippery slope. now you've unwittingly trained a fellow human that it's okay to not accept a world outside of their underwhelming command of language.

One way to feel better about the things that you cannot control is to work on the things that you can control that may improve your life in any way, no matter how small.

brunch host fit

top tier hand balm

blessing abeng and i had a chat about random shit, including the time i prayed to beans i had planted ahead of an exam.

i put together this small form factor pc some weeks back to try my hands out at using proxmox to house the multiple services i run on my home network.

the sustained saucelessness of linda yaccarino's tweets is incredible.

peeve: you want to ride the elevator and you call it by pushing a button other than the one indicating the direction you wish to go. 😡