anonymity for me, not for thee

Feeling very protected knowing that before doing any matrix multiplication on my own GPU, that I’ll need permission from the CEOs of Delta Airlines and Occidental Petroleum

Pretty clear now the JPY devs pumped the hell out of the coin, then decided to soft rug the project back in 1991

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I wrote a proposal for a tweak to MEV-Boost

Currently bids must flow through relays to get to proposers

This adds latency and, more importantly, puts (permissioned) relays in a powerful position to influence the (permissionless) auction

It need not be so

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When asking kids around the world what they want to be when they grow up, the most popular answer among pupils in China is protocol dev.

In America? KOL

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Boy, I don't know the ticker for Barney and/or Ansem. If only somebody could helpfully point me in the right direction on the livestream chat.

Alts seem like a pretty good value here. Last time TOTAL3 was at $600bn was May 2022, on the eve of the Luna meltdown. BTC and ETH are both nearly 50% higher today than back then.

Alts seem unusually cheap relative to the BTC bull market

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One reason alts may have relative weakness... At $8, WLD emissions alone were the size of an entire BTC halvening.

IMO the market can support a WLD rally, a SOL rally or memecoin mania. But there probably isn't enough retail liquidity to support all 3 simultaneously

BTC up 40% YTD, and only down 5% on the 1 month chart. And everyone on CT is dooming like it’s the Great Depression or something. You all need to get a grip on your emotions

Man, if I was the UAE govt the only way I think to possibly save face would be to use my sovereign wealth fund to bid massive amounts of BTC and ETH

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IMO one reason the KOL hype cycle got so big as the bull market took off is because of the regulatory and cultural pushback on actual celebrity endorsements in crypto.

KOL rounds were a desperate attempt to fill a gap that was left by Jake Paul and Kim Kardashian