i onboarded my normie friend two days ago and her $1 in smurf is now $20 dollars and rightfully so i'm going to make her use it to buy me lunch i don't make the rules jk yes i do

i really hate glitter

i just fully on onboarded my normie friend and now she owns her first coin she has $1 in smurf we are so fucking back

self improvement is my biggest priority this year

safety first

i may not have a pet but i can still go outside to walk the dog in me

that feeling when you’re so into someone that ryan gosling could walk in the room and you wouldn’t even look twice

moving to texas so i can buy a farm and domesticate twenty raccoons so we can eat tacos all day together

i just want a perfectly grilled steak

i was today years old when i found out adzuki beans actually exist

anyone else find it odd they tested our phones emergency system less than a week before a war broke out 🤔

you need to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

america was all like hey lemme fund this horrific attack then send aid after so we look like the good guy tf

it’s not really a gm when there’s innocent people in this world getting murdered

fuck war

the streets are not for me i like to cuddle and shit

happy national boyfriend day to my sweet kind handsome loving boyfriend:

if you need me today you can reach my assistant as i’m busy doing extensive research on an important topic

i feel like things are finally starting to look up

someone just sent me this from norway

so if you live there go say gm to me in whatever storefront this is and tell them to pay me while you’re at it :)