You know what’s not?

Liking otters.

I really feel sorry for the laid off Twitter employees who *checks notes* will get three months salary and benefits for doing nothing and then will get severance on top of that

Oh wait, no I don’t

#TwitterLayoffs

Me: 'sounds great'

The shrieking about layoffs is a reminder of how many people have entered the workforce since the 2007-2008 shitshow.

I recommend all drone operators have a smart technical guy on staff to keep all of the systems running well. My guy is Mr Augie.

Oh, and .5% otter memes, which is arguably the only part with real value

1982VintageNut Good Morning! Gunner would like you to have a great day.

Morning

CAN I NOT BE MARKETED TO FOR THE 15 SECONDS IT TAKES TO EAT THE DAMNED FORTUNE COOKIE?!

Lamb and onion steamed dumplings with ginger soy dipping sauce.

And, of course, crab rangoon.

If I have 10,000 followers by the end of the semester, I will submit all of my final essays in 11pt Papyrus

Squirrel Patrol (third shift): had a lot of the leaves cleaned up today, which will hopefully help Gunner silently sneak up on the interlopers. But for now, just chillin’ as the sun sets. Gunner hopes everyone has a lovely evening!

Otter post.

I can't afford to go to a concert because 100% increase in gas and 24% increase in groceries ate up my discretionary income.

1982VintageNut 😴💤

1982VintageNut sleeping

1982VintageNut Maybe we otterkind shold take teh place over. Rename to Twotter, make Fried Feesh Friday part of teh weekemd, and intistute an “hot take” fee 🦦

1/ We idolize the kings who hold power and riches, but often power is gifted to them, not earned. What of those that start at the bottom and work their asses off at the job with no glory and earn their way up? This thread is on a young artillery Captain at the Siege of Toulon.