I want to learn how to skate but if I fall, I’m going home.

herschel walker and his son playing out family drama on twitter is just an unbelievably sad state of affairs. there are no winners here other than me and the other people enjoying it immensely.

Wish I was being cuddled and kissed on.

Mood

This brand of cherry juice doesn’t knock me out like other one.

Never buying this brand again. Hopefully, the Trader Joe’s version is better.

i hate when i wake up tired whats the point of sleeping

I need to find a good massage therapist. I need a good rubdown.

Even that’s too long… you gotta kiss me every 30 seconds

Had to revisit this. This is my kind of petty. 😭

I thought Chris went on to be with the Lord. I was in my feelings!!! 😂😂😂😂

About me:

music.apple.com/us/album/plast…

Mood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

long distance friendships are the worst because why am i only seeing you twice a year

“Ima hit it from the front, back, side, side giiiirrrrl I loooove the way you do it”

2013 me getting the twerk of a lifetime