Also: very honored to be part of the #TIME100 this year. Thank you so much TIME. time.com/6964753/alex-e…

I got to introduce Patrick Mahomes II and Saint Laurent Don and Brittany Mahomes to matzah last night.

I was honored to welcome members of our global TIME100 community to the TIME100 Summit at Jazz at Lincoln Center in NYC yesterday to kick-off a day of panel discussions with some of the most influential people in the world, spanning industries and continents.

Happy to be providing this service.

This Billie Eilish article is FANTASTIC.

Ugh these are all tourist spots what posers

I’m not looking at my fucking keyboard.

Yes, Isobel Waller-Bridge!

Truer words never spoken

#Passover is my favorite holiday, a time to gather with friends & family and retell a story of hope & liberation. We could all use some hope right now. Chag Sameach!

And for a hilarious Passover primer, check out my pal Alex Edelman’s piece:

Very pleased thank you Drama League

your yearly reminder:

macaroons - coconut cookies
macarons - French politicians

This is so damn sweet and a huge accomplishment amazing

Let all who are hungry come and eat. Eventually.

Tim and the The Polyphonic Spree were a big part of my early career in the UK. They gave me rides, fed me, let me sleep in their tents at festivals.

Their song, Section 14: Two Thousand Places - which has always meant a lot to me - closes JUST FOR US. I couldn’t be more grateful.

Thank you @time for making me part of the #TIME100 along with fellow comedians Kylie Minogue, Max Verstappen and Tory Burch. Thank you Phoebe I love you I’m getting a back tattoo of you. As honored as I am undeserving. Long live print journalism.

time.com/6964753/alex-e…

Walking around putting “we buy junk cars” fliers under random windshield wipers on nice vehicles just to roast the owners

🤯

I think it’s actually pretty bold of Fox News to be annoyed that women can vote.

SUFFS is tremendous, by the way. Get tickets here:

suffsmusical.com