“Sesame” bagel

Everyone here talks about procrastination and burnout.

But no one tells you how to actually do it.

Here's the 9-step process I used to waste 80% of my day, all while feeling anxious, unfocused, and frustrated (and how you can too): 🧵/1

Me, deciding how much I should crank up expression of our transgenes

Every single thing I’ve ever written????

Annie vs Raviolo al' Uovo

❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ GOOD MORNING!!!!! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

It seems I no longer get to hear “everything looks great see you next year” at doctors appointments. Instead it’s “wow it certainly is worse”. In related news, I’m accepting suggestions for favorite ways to buy eyeglasses when need to update your prescription constantly

I’ve got buns hun

You rang?

Happy belated National Poetry Day! Here’s Langston Hughes being brilliant as always!

'Next week will definitely be easier', the Assistant Professor lied to herself. For the 168th consecutive week.