Criminal Appellate is hiring! Come work at DOJ for some of the best appellate work out there. Application deadline is April 3. #appellatetwitter #appellatejobs usajobs.gov/job/782570100

I paid $13 for in-flight internet so that I could continue reading tweets about the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience 🫣🫣

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Criminal Appellate is hiring . . . a paralegal! If you know any outstanding appellate paralegals looking for a job at DOJ, send them our way. #AppellateTwitter #AppellateJobs

usajobs.gov/job/773897100

It’s 6:50am and I’ve: done the NYT & WaPo crosswords, plus wordle, connections, and the mini; six Italian lessons on duo lingo; 50-min Peloton workout; rewrote my January yoga sequence for tonight’s Level 3 class and double checked I could do all the tricks.

Bring on Monday😎

ROME (AP) — Pope formally approves same-sex blessings, says people shouldn’t be subject to 'exhaustive moral analysis' to get them.

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I’ve been looking for a reason to get off twitter, and it’s threads. I’m there at @aoconnell123

See ya Elon

I always say this

I have taken 0.5 showers since testing positive for COVID last Thursday. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🙅‍♀️

My husband wasn’t suspicious at all buying Mucinex, ginger ale, saltines, Kleenex, cough drops, chicken soup, and an armful of COVID tests. Ann v. COVID, Round 2. 😩😩😩

Attended two of my yoga classes on New Years Day!

I wanna give Ossai a hug. Poor thing.

Million $$ idea: king cake with a little baby yoda baked into it.

Raise your hand if your husband drove your crock pot & other hot chocolate supplies downtown last night and gave u a ride home. 🥰 ☕️

Jimmy Johnson at halftime: Yes, that extra point was blocked, but he wasn’t going to make it even if it wasn’t. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 The yips, cont’d…

Dallas kicker has a classic case of the yips.