No one is more obsessed with logarithms than number theorists

I'm far less cruel than this professor as I let my students wipe their eyes on the exam paper

Mathematicians: we introduce notation to simplify mathematics
Also mathematicians:

You cannot improve on this abstract

Birthdate: 1930 + ε

Juggling is a little-known technique in mathematics

Mathematicians are so easily bothered

New mod 1 abacus just dropped

I'm not so sure a calculator would have made any difference on this math exam

Mathematicians and their love of cars

Set theorist: first natural number
Topologist: unknot
Analyst: L_2 norm
Algebraist: SO(2)
Graph theorist: K_1
Everyone else: it's a circle, bruh

Some heavy reading

A straightforward homework problem

Are you happily supplying the missing proofs?

It's fair to say we all delight in the simpler pleasures of linear algebra

I admit I might have taken a nap around Theorem 3.3

Professors pre-tenure and post-tenure

Georg Cantor's lesser-known contribution to grammar