LFGGGGGGGG

Starting the week with some generational bangers 😤

Sunday tradition

Accidentally crafted a 500mg caffeine pre-workout potion. Happy Sunday I’m about to see the light 🙏🏼

Remember when you were a kid and dreamed about building b2b SaaS?

If the arena has a million men, then I am one of them

If the arena has ten men, then I am one of them

If the arena has only one man, then that is me

If the arena has no men, then that means I am dead

If the world is against the arena, then I am against the world

Me: I'm in the arena trying stuff. Some will work, some won't. But always learning.

Bartender: Sorry we’re out of Bud Light.

I’m like Popeye but instead of spinach it’s 4 upper decky gum pillows

There’s only two types of tech bro idk what to call them tho

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

The one thing:

MW2 fried my dopamine receptors beyond recovery

If your boyfriend gets scared and sells his crypto, that’s your girlfriend

Said gm to the UPS driver

He called me a brokie 😔

Gm to everyone that upped their ETH last night

Crypto Bros commence