Imagine showing up the eras tour and you’re sitting next to Danny Pudi

Hey Taylor Nation Taylor Swift can you just tell me if I need to stay up til 1am for an announcement or can I go to bed?

The SoFi Stadium social media person who just picked four random photos

When your app updates to the X

Has anyone made a Tiny Furniture joke yet?

If aliens dramatically and publicly landed on Earth, I’m 99% sure I’d still be expected to join my little zoom meetings.

Finding out aliens exist looked cooler in the movies.

IRL it’s just Pop Crave casually announcing it on a Wednesday afternoon and it barely gave me pause.

Avoiding #Barbie spoilers is impossible, can’t everyone wait like a week?!

The main difference between Girl Dinner™️ and a Depression Meal™️ is ~*vibes*~

I don’t know if we’re in the darkest timeline but we’re definitely in the stupidest.

Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

THIS MAN IS 71??

Okay Gerry. I’m intrigued.

When living in 2023 means plans getting cancelled due to the Air Quality Index

How did Aerie know the one thing holding me back from buying these leggings is that I couldn’t tell if the pockets would be able to fit a soft pretzel?

Watch the contestants on #TheGoldenBachelor still be 22 years old.

The hours of my life spent here…

Move over #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion , it’s 1989 now

I got a Ninja Creami and I’m devastated to tell you it lives up to the hype. Sorry if this tweet makes you spend $200.