When my Labrador Maggie was a pup she would shred my fingers with her little razor teeth. I patiently taught her that teeth on skin makes mom say ouch and we stop playing. She’s grown now, and her mouth is so soft she wouldn’t crack an egg. Didn’t need to shoot her in the face.

Bill Barr is an odious toad.

When my little-girl dream came true and I got my 1st horse, we also got Amos the Goat, for company. Amos was cute, silly and followed us like a puppy. I loved Amos. 🐐
Puppy killer Kristi Noem hated, tortured & killed her pet goat, for being … a goat. #KristiNoemIsAMonster

Amy Aiello Lofgren Claude Taylor Right on, Amy! There are 2 Rock Stars in your family, as you definitely rock! ⭐️💙⭐️

Here’s Maggie at the same age as Kristi Noem’s puppy, Cricket, when she said she “hated” him and gleefully killed him, just for being a goofy puppy. My heart hurts. 💔

Are you a farmer? Eric Hovde thinks your retirement age should be pushed up to 72 because after all, “you’re largely driving around on a tractor” and you don’t “engage in hard labor.”
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Just when I thought they were already at rock bottom, Republicans are now celebrating killing puppies. Jfc.

love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”

After listening to excerpts of yesterday's Supreme Court exploration of how it may be legally permissible to let women die in hospital emergency rooms, a distinction must be made: Clarence Thomas is a corrupt, angry mediocrity. But Samuel Alito is just fucking evil.

Here's a question Alito should be asked today:

If a female President got an abortion during her term, could Idaho arrest her?

Eric Hovde's Senate race is a Veep episode that just keeps writing itself.

If the actual witch hunts in history had pursued POS like DJT, then the term “witch hunt” would not have a negative connotation.

EVERY Trump accusation is a confession & deflection.
The only possible exception is when he used Pecker to accuse Ben Carson of leaving a sponge in a child’s brain.

Media PLEASE stop saying “grapple”. That odious toad Bill Barr made it popular in 2019, lying to then-Sen Kamala Harris: “I’m trying to grapple with the word ‘suggest’”.

The media latched on & uses it daily ever since, and Barr’s lying face always springs to mind. 🤮

Hey Cooking Twitter, I made couscous for the 1st time and I don’t think it’s right, as it’s very dry. Is it supposed to be like that? I’ve never had it before so I honestly don’t know. It seems to be cooked - it’s not crunchy- but it’s def not good. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Today we will begin to learn the details on how Trump conspired to steal the 2016 election with planted stories, fraud & deceit, before he later attempted to illegally overturn his election loss in 2020 to stay in power, then stole a trove of classified documents after he failed.

Fondly recalling some of my foulest tweets, chuckling that they might be read aloud during jury selection some day.

Ron Filipkowski Saying she needs a custom lectern for her precise elbow height bc she hunches over onto her elbows when she speaks, is a hoot. I know she loves to lecture the peons but it’s not a huge part of her job. Also stand up straight, ya troll.

My Italian Greyhounds are sharing a sunbeam. First Freya soaked up some rays then Hazelnut took her turn. ☀️