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Michael Douglas should be playing Benjamin Franklin in a comedy where he is sent to the future but just goes to the club and uses the internet to search things like 'Gout cure real'

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Can't imagine competing on a 1970s game show. Imagine outwitting the acid tongue of Paul Lynde and then the announcer says you've won this.

Can't imagine competing on a 1970s game show. Imagine outwitting the acid tongue of Paul Lynde and then the announcer says you've won this.
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The episode where he gets annoyed with a lipstick company so he compares his pitch to Jesus and this somehow works, brother was unreal

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I know he's probably a happy, fulfilled guy but I like to imagine the original Jake from State Farm actor watching these ads like a banished warrior plotting in the shadows. One day the imposter king will be overthrown and his khakis worn again by the true House of Jake.

I know he's probably a happy, fulfilled guy but I like to imagine the original Jake from State Farm actor watching these ads like a banished warrior plotting in the shadows. One day the imposter king will be overthrown and his khakis worn again by the true House of Jake.
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