What an image.

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A bad day for Putin. A bad day for anyone who dared to believe that America could waver when it comes to defending what and who it stands for.

We are grateful to the U.S. House of Representatives, its Speaker and members of both parties, for passing the long-awaited Ukraine aid…

*people on twitter*

“No hate but if that ship had hit me I would’ve been able to just shrug it off.”

Grid operators when you ask to interconnect a new project

Reading “build, build, build” like the Bill Nye theme song

Biden: 'Make no mistake -- Putin is responsible for Navalny's death. Putin is responsible. What has happened to Navalny is yet more proof of Putin's brutality. Nobody should be fooled.'

Quite something to complain about how not enough American journalists are reporting on the Russian side of Putin's invasion of Ukraine when two of them – Evan Gershkovich and Alsu Kurmasheva – are *in jail right now* for doing just that

You can’t be one of 435 for long when you’re actually just The One

When talking about Kissinger's legacy, we should not forget that he likely did a treason by using his role as LBJ advisor to help Nixon and his rag tag team of goons (including Haldeman) to sabotage Vietnam peace talks for the sake of the election politico.com/magazine/story…

This is obviously true, which is why every company knows that you can always slash your sales and marketing budget to reliably increase profitability.

You have a decades-long, illustrious career as an American public servant. You’re a trailblazer for women leaders across the world. You live to the ripe old age of 90.

And you die the same day they catch the guy who killed Pac.

Nowhere in France will you find food as shitty as an American chicken wing from 7-11

But France cannot match the extraordinary diversity of cuisines and quality of chefs that you can find across American cities

Me 2AM on Saturday waiting for the microwave to heat up my hot pocket

Christian Conservative Land Acknowledgment Caucus

Mood today

Me when an administrative law judge wants to be called Your Honor