Honestly my favorite Bright Eyes song in years

I see you’re living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We’ll throw out all your belongings for free

I think the problem with the Mitch McConnell discourse is I would be absolutely OK with him experiencing elder abuse that doesn’t still give him access to his current political power. Hit that guy with hoses and feed him nothing but bugs. He’s a generational evil.

Me texting “it’s ok, lol, no worries.”

Most Boomers are full of shit because the only form of discrimination they believe in is ageism. Society must protect their right to never retire, ignore climate change, and accommodate their dementia. People like Mitch McConnell or Dianne Feinstein serving in office is treason.

Let me shoot your OnlyFans content and you’ll get magic like this.

Glad you all got your jokes in. But you should know you’ve created an environment that is genuinely hostile to those of us who are actually trying to sell baby shoes

covid vaccine skeptics wondering why so many people died since the pandemic started would so fucking funny if over a million didn’t die from it

This weekend I made Alfredo short rib pasta, and it may be my greatest achievement on earth.

Sometimes your boy just has to carry your ass outta there

Incredible. Incredible. Incredible.. wait for ‘The Point’ 👉🏻 #RIPBrayWyatt #HiddenGem #GoneTooSoon

The racist coward literally went to a Historically Black University to kill Black students. Got stopped. Then redirected his hatred, racism and violence to a local store where he told all the non-Black people to get out and then proceeded to kill Black People.

'Whats the future like?'
'Thanks to the spread of social media I'm aware of literally hundreds of people and dogs who can't afford cancer treatment.'

Monster Jam is church.

At Monster Jam at 1PM on a Saturday with exclusively drunk thirty year olds and 9 year olds who will die for the Megalodon truck.

Beautiful tribute to WYATT 6. Make art you believe in, treat people with love, be bold, and live forever in the minds of those you inspire. Ugly crying during wrestling is always strange. RIP Windham.
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Twice this month, I've seen comedians ask the same lazy 'what do you do?' 'are you dating?' questions only for the crowd to say, 'we've already been asked this, why didn't you watch the show.' If you're going to do crowd work at least watch the fucking show. Crowds are noticing.

SCOOP: Sex workers are reporting increasing levels of detainment and deportation at the US Border. Are AI and facial recognition software to blame?

Jake. investigates for Cashmere, speaking to Sex Workers’ Union (formerly USW), sex workers, and ad platforms.

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Every single republican who experiences the forced indignity of standing in line at self check out at a profitable business to work for them is a cuckold to the lie of free market capitalism.