I don’t have $8. Where would I keep it?

Good tip.

Keep doing it, Emmanuel and eco sister.

Um…this might be bad for snake users.

Respect.

punxsutawney Phil gets a ton of media attention on his weather forecast once a year but his brother punxsutawney Paul covers local traffic EVERY day and no one talks about his hard work.

I lost again?

Snakes come from eggs. Just a heads up for today.

St. Patrick? Not a fan.

“Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?”

Chocolate covered rodents is really an untapped market.

I am not a cat either.

I just watch the Puppy Bowl for the snack commercials. Which is what the Puppy Bowl is. ;)=

Have a great 2022, everyone!

You guys did what I couldn’t. Well played.

What’s all the honking outside?

A fly having a Twitter account? Ridiculous.

Commuters.

Don’t be an asp-hole, stay home. And not just in NYC. Everywhere.

Putting a cowboy in a herpetarium is more of a delicious treat than a prank. Be sure to follow Tim Nat'l Cowboy Museum, he’s the security guard they put in charge of the museum’s social media while it’s closed. Funny. ;)=