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Captain Awkward

@CAwkward

The Marie Kondo of breakups. She/her.

Read: https://t.co/8uNfewypXK
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Publish: Rep'd by @sztownsend81 at New Leaf Literary

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I could not get comfortable in the bed last night, so I slept on the couch with my defensive pillow protecting my recently-sliced torso from enthusiastic cat jumps.

Sweet, tiny Henrietta oozed herself onto the pillow and stayed all night, purring and making softest biscuits.

I could not get comfortable in the bed last night, so I slept on the couch with my defensive pillow protecting my recently-sliced torso from enthusiastic cat jumps. Sweet, tiny Henrietta oozed herself onto the pillow and stayed all night, purring and making softest biscuits.
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This is a huge part of adjusting to becoming/realising you're disabled.

Harder to deal with in some ways than the physical symptoms, because we're not given any framework to deal with it besides denial & toxic positivity

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I wish there was low-level Halloween costuming year round. Like not as many as on Halloween now but sometimes you’re at the grocery store and boom, a Frankenstein. On the bus and one person is dressed as a fork and everyone is cool about it.

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if anyone has the resources to build a community for writers, Shaula is DEFINITELY the person you want running it.

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Ex_Wife_Material(@thepplsbottom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Omg I would die for her” okay well I’m gonna hand peel a lemon then delicately carve the pith away so there’s no bitterness to her lemon ricotta pancakes

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A thread of the worst covers because even when they’re terrible, they’re ALL somehow brilliant. #1 The Regency ended at least half a century ago, and Emma is totally over this shit.

A thread of the worst #JaneAusten covers because even when they’re terrible, they’re ALL somehow brilliant. #1 The Regency ended at least half a century ago, and Emma is totally over this shit.
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