Just got back from the best weekend away with no phone or internet.

Did I miss anything, #CPFC Family ?

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In Wilf’s/the Club’s defence, I’m fairly sure the first Galatasaray link came yesterday so it’s all happened so fast for them to coordinate a proper farewell. Especially when Palace have just gone to America.

Suspect something will come in the next day or two.

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Fulham wrapping up a replacement before letting their player go.

Surely that’s not allowed???

Not going to pretend I’ve ever seen Matheus França kick a ball but given the amount of legwork we’ve done on him, we better have him wrapped up within the next few days.

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What an absolute leech Herve Zaha is.

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Have a feeling Steve and the Americans are going to do an absolute madness in response to all of this.

Source: Delusional Sunday evening thoughts

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I heard it’s blue and white stripes this year

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He acted like a man who was experiencing a complete loss of control.

Does anyone know him to reach out personally?

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I’ve always been quite proud of my emotional readiness to see our young stars sold but losing Olise out of the blue would hit me for six.

Purposely added a cricket reference to add to this wonderful day.

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Public knowledge that Wilfried Zaha was offered a club-record contract by Crystal Palace.

Wilfried Zaha goes to Galatasaray.

Crystal Palace’s star player on a significantly smaller wage gets linked with a move away within hours.

Do you see what I’m getting at?

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I said it’d be a fascinating watch, not that I actually wanted to see it happen 😂

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Michael Olise no longer has a £35m release clause in his contract. [Matt Woosnam]

🗞 bit.ly/3DMEd9a

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👍👍👍

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Yeah, that’s not his release clause.

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Just gotta laugh now tbh

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Palace fans deciding to get all worked up over Eze now despite any outcome being a year away.

Don’t know how some of you have the energy to be in a constant state of panic 😂

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Is fucking hilarious that he’s gone to Fenerbahçe’s rival 😂😂😂

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Even though I think it’ll prove to be a good swerve from us, it doesn’t mean it’s not an emotional ending.

Go and get that bag and European football, king.

🐐

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The reception he’s going to get will be out of this world. He will be treated like a hero at least initially.

He will be playing in Europe and is still get paid handsomely.

I think it’s a fairly embarrassing destination for both him and Palace but he never wanted here.

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