I scored 10/10 in 'Are you grammatically gormless or a punctuation perfectionist?' riddle.com/embed/share/tw…

So I posted a #Track24 birthday cake to my son on Saturday Royal Mail and there’s no trace of it on Tuesday and Royal MailHelp aren’t responding to my messages. The instructions on how to post cake in pic, says Sunday delivery. Tracking says still at post office across the road…

Posted without comment 😂

Orchestra conductor and other jobs that look piss-easy but are, in actual fact, even easier | The Daily Mash thedailymash.co.uk/news/work/orch…

My old friend Suella Braverman MP has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.

I want to see if this image I found on google described as…

It’s my birthday this month and I have a fundraiser for gofund.me/f7719546 waverley ensemble @Brand_SA Rotary GB & Ireland Rotary International Visit South Africa do donate if you would like or are able. Coventry Music Cathy Scott-Burt Catherinelett Silverblue Tours

Seeing lots of rather dubious takes flying round twitter about the effects of adding VAT to private school fees or removing their charitable status.

Lots of “but think of the poor struggling parents” and “there’ll be a mass exodus FLOODING state schools” etc

Reality check🧵
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Can someone tell the Conservatives and their mates please?

I just want to wake up in an England where a working class woman drinking a pint isn't used against her & where a cruel man who despises the working classes pretending to drink a pint isn’t seen as an election strategy🥴 ..

uppingham.co.uk/news/2023-08-1… via Uppingham School
Thrilled with our son’s results today - St John's College, Cambridge here we come! Nick Scott-Burt

So this government constantly pushes someone like Farage into the limelight with their support, demonises asylum seekers and immigrants, rants on about stopping boats as if we’re under invasion or attack, shuts down and dismisses all conversation that xenophobic Brexit was a huge…

Will no journalist tell the British people why Charlotte Owen has been placed in our legislature for life?

This silence is creepy, sinister and weird

Do we have free speech? Is this country even pretending to be a democracy

I read on MoneySavingExpert that first direct are dropping their overseas charges from
28/6 first directhelp but on your chat just now Sandeep says you’re not. Which is it pls? #HolidayReady

Hands up who took a 'low value degree' & wouldn't be where you are without it. Hands up who thinks EVERY young person should have the opportunity to do the same. Hands up who thinks higher education shouldn't be reduced to 'produces high earners'.

theguardian.com/education/2023…

Huw Edwards broke no laws.

Boris Johnson broke multiple laws and is still breaking them today.
The media should be focused on just one person and one person only.

But they won't.

I don’t know about you but if there is no serious criminality, abuse of power or corruption the private lives of public figures are of no concern to me.

If the horridness of the last few days is to have any salvation it should be to teach us that jumping to conclusions without knowing the facts is a dangerous thing and that deciding someone is guilty of hideous things, because a questionable source suggests they are is unwise.

Wow. If only we had more entrepreneurs like Richer Sounds Julian Richer

He’s sent an email to 1.2 million customers saying this

“I am just hoping that whoever runs the country has integrity, is good at balancing the books and has a genuine social conscience - someone who…

Our final 6am Saturday start as Harry leaves Junior Royal Academy of Music today after 7 years. What a journey it’s been! So grateful to Krystyna Budzińska for taking him on and Bozidar Vukotic Eva M Doroszkowska & Alexander Walker Suzie Collier for turning him into the amazing musician he is today.