Evan Davis - why is Boris Johnson is on holiday... while Parliament is sitting... sitting on a beach

Paul Bristow(Tory MP) - Only a mean spirited person would say that

Ed - So he pays other people to do the work... he actually took a holiday in August...
#bbcpm

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In the leadership contest Nadine Dorries said that of Liz Truss that “She’s probably a stronger Brexiteer than both of us” & Jacob Rees-Mogg agreed. Now their allies are talking of a globalist (!) remainer coup. The only coup is the triumph of reality over delusion.

Nadine Dorries may have used parliamentary privilege to 'traduce reputation' of Channel 4, say MPs news.sky.com/story/nadine-d…

And people wonder why I have always spoken highly of John Baron, from my days reporting on Billericay back in the early 2000s. Always calm, reasoned and very polite to local reporters even when we wrote articles which carried criticism of him.
I'm sure there's a lesson there...

No, that was ages ago. Now we've got Sunak to come, then Boris again, then a random Tory MP who is slipped the runes by Boris before he vanishes off the to Seychelles, then a tub of Lard as Prime Minister before we get a General Election.

Flawless victory!

Former head teacher just told me that if the Government was a school, it'd be in special measures by now and the head would have been sacked along with most of their heads of department.

Police officers stabbed in frenzied attack by vile paedo plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-…

Two men on e-scooter hospitalised after hitting parked car plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-…

About to lose his record…

Gosh, I wonder who will back the [checks notes] serial liar and lawbreaker who has been ridiculed the world over, never had any kind of Oven Ready Brexit Deal and spaffed billions up the wall on inept PPE contracts

[starts placing bets because there's a few sure-fire candidates]

Anyone else finding the national disgrace utterly depressing? We will all pay the price of this, and I am ashamed of my country and the laughing stock it has become. That I find so depressing. Unlike Cameron, I love my country and want better for it.

Macron: 'It's important that the UK find stability as soon as possible.'

You can feel the smirk....

His victim said: “He is a massive danger to society and unless he dies in prison no sentence is ever enough.'

Man who stabbed police officers unmasked as paedophile plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-…

Jon Ross 'stood at the top of the stairs and threw weight lifting weights down telling them to get the **** out or he’d kill them'

plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-…

Status:

I guess the real question now is does the Conservative Party move even further to the right or does it move back to the One Nation centre? Two opposing factions are still pulling the party in two directions - possibly even apart - and this harks back to Cameron's troubles.