“Who you callin a trash panda, MA’AM?!” 🗑️ 🦝

Sparkle princess 💖

We’ve been permanently banned from The Oakwood Quality Inn 😬

📣We are pleased to announce📣

🦝⛳️MaeBe’s Golf Ball
Retrieval Services🦝 ⛳️

💰 is now open for business 💰

Moistured. Unbothered.
Staying in my own lane.
Leave all messages RE: “The End Of The World” with my secretary.
#WW3 #Raccoon #trending2024

Apparently MaeBe didn’t just
“miss the bus after school”..
🦝🚌
Her raccoon-crew committed a felony and got kicked off the bus…

“MAHM! I need you to pick me up, cuz I missed the bus after school!” 🚌 🦝

“MAHM! Where’s my scrambied eggs & waffles?!”

Consider this your invite to
THE COOL KIDS LUNCH TABLE 😏❤️🦝

“YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!”
🦝
(Why is there no lawn emoji?!)

Hey you, good mernins!

when you see how much of your paycheck they take for “tAxEs” 🤪

I told the waitress I couldn’t afford my dinner bill..
So they put me to work.
Little do they know, I LOVE washing dishes!
Bwahahahaha 😏
🦝🍲 #Raccoon #Raccoon s

That face you make when you can’t get a tee time on your favorite golf course ⛳️

Wholesome

“Well, this is mildly embarrassing”

TNT = TRASH NINJA TEAM 🧨🥷🦝